Half-Life: Twitter Style Review

31st October 2012

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How would you describe or review Half-Life via Twitter?

Well, here’s my attempt at a description.

I’ll try and write a review version too.

Tram ride to gem push. Shit hits fan. Get help. Alien & grunts block you. BM is huge. Lab guys help. Xen awaits. Kill big baby. Job offer.
With 1 character to spare!

Please submit your own.


Must use capital letters at the beginning of a sentence. Sentences must end with a full stop/period. One space between sentences. Maximum of 140 characters. Proper spelling of words. Contractions allowed.


I saw this about a comedian who is going to condense each James Bond novel into a tweet and thought the idea was perfect to steal for Half-Life games.

Funnily enough, I had forgotten about it until I saw 2muchvideogames’s journal that did something similar with chapters from Opposing Force.

After I read that I decided to create this post. I have even created a new category for it, called Twitter Style and will probably add other games once I finish the Half-Life series.

Next week, I’ll post Opposing Force.

Remember, this post is ONLY for Half-Life 1. All reviews or descriptions for other games will be deleted.


  1. MisterAddy

    Welcome to Black Mesa. Watch as the world crumbles around you and the planes of dimensions collide. it’s up to you now: the one Free Man.

    137 Characters

  2. 2muchvideogames

    I do have a Half-Life version:

  3. Max

    Random train ride, pushing unknown materials, big bang, aliens outta nowhere, hours through bm, off to xen, kill Nihilant, Gman talk, end.

    Short and juicy.

  4. wunnle

    Make science. Fail big time. Clean your mess: Kill aliens. Kill soldiers. Kill aliens. Go to their dimension. Kill mother. Get a job offer.


  5. Experiment. Not work. Aliens. Kill boss. End

    Pretty much 🙂

  6. Unusual smart guy versus aliens in story-driven FPS after science gone wrong.

  7. Hec

    the classic, RUN, SHOOT, THINK, SURVIVE!!… and go to a long deep dream, till u woke up as a stranger in a train in eastern Europe.

  8. Mega Sean 45

    Go to work. Bad stuff happens. Aliens attack. Army guys attack. Go to alien world. Kill giant white monkey. Sleep for 20 years or die.

  9. Microwave casseroles.

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